But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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