the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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