i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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