I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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