North Korea, Best Korea!
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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