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(775): View more from Nevada

Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(

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(775): Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :( http://tfl.nu/vkw0

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(815): View more from Illinois

Why did you send me a picture of a dick?

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It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.

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(815): Why did you send me a picture of a dick? (630): It was an accident sry. Not mine tho. http://tfl.nu/rf2s

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(615): View more from Tennessee

just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.

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(615): just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here. http://tfl.nu/npdf

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"

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(608): so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!" http://tfl.nu/79w8

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(503): View more from Oregon

I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.

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(503): I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much. http://tfl.nu/97de

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.

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and then ....

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he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.

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(215): he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas. (1-215): and then .... (215): he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut. http://tfl.nu/qu6h

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(630): View more from Illinois

there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?

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(630): there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have? http://tfl.nu/04yo

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(705): View more from Ontario

I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?

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(705): I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan? http://tfl.nu/r3wz

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(303): View more from Colorado

im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working

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(303): im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working http://tfl.nu/2ufm

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.

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Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.

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(978): This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke. (1-978): Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting. http://tfl.nu/cqts

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(917): View more from New York City

sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.

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that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.

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(917): sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride. (917): that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks. http://tfl.nu/bp4f

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween

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(763): I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween http://tfl.nu/seas

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(269): View more from Michigan

You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs

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(269): You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs http://tfl.nu/fy9x

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(226): View more from Ontario

I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.

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The fuck? Where?

(226): View more from Ontario

St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.

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(226): I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy. (613): The fuck? Where? (226): St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this. http://tfl.nu/bh0m

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.

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(501): I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest. http://tfl.nu/ic86

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