It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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