god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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