Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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