question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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