I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
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I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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