Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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