I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
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