dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
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I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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