She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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