There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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