Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
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I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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