I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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