I accidentally had phone sex last night
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Do you have feelings for this penis?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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