i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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