Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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