Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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