This girl is more easily done than said...
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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