I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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