'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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