This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
They took my balls.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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