So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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