:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
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That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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