No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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