I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
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I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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