I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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