Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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