i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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