I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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