You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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