For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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