Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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