I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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