Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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