She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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