I'm lost and stupid without you.
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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