Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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