You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
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I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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