Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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