eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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