I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
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Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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