She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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