how do flat chested girls get laid?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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