Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Randomize
