At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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