Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
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I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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