I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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