smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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