i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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