sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
im about as happy as oj after his trial
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Watching her eat just hurts me
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Randomize
