Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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