I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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