She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
We were destined to go to rehab together
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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