Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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