Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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