Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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