hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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