Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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