I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
you have to choose: penises or morals?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
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Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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