Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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